"This was like [Fuckin'] Mortal Kombat, Its fatality time [, bitches]"

CNNSI's (and USC Alumni)Arash Markazi, delves deep into the interworkings of USC's huddle on their final drive of their game against Arizona St. Apparantly C-Wash and Ryan Kalil made a pact in Blood that they were gonna take it down the field.

Sounds plausible.

Markazi goes on to drop a bunch of celebrity names and devolve the article into how he hangs out near cool people. Who knew?